So I show my mom that picture Curt tweeted last night of him and Kim.
She says she has no idea who they are, and I look at her like are you serious?
I’m like, “you don’t even recognize the man?”
“Is that Blake, Blaine or whatever?”
I facedesk.
I tell her that’s Curt, Curt Mega, and she’s like, “and who is this Curt Mega again?”
“THE GUY I’M MEETING IN 221 DAYS. HE SANG UPTOWN GIRL, I SHOWED YOU THAT. HE’S A WARBLER.”
And she’s like, “a Warbler? So he can be like a hobbit or something?” and I’m like mom what the fuck are you on
and she explains she means like, “A Warbler, like one of the many, so he could be like a hobbit or whatever, you know”, and I’m just like omg mom wat no.
Then I mention that “oh, Darren, I mean Blaine, used to be a Warbler tho, and he’s a hobbit, and my mom’s like “SEE THERE’S MY POINT.”
Then I’m like, “but Darren’s an actual hobbit”, and she laughs, and I’m like “no really he’s so short he’s an actual hobbit and he keeps telling people that himself, too.”
My mom asks how tall, or short, Darren is, then, I say I can’t remember but he’s really short, and he’s a hobbit but Curt is not, and she asks how tall Curt is, I say again that I can’t remember, I’m like, “he’s one hundred…. something” and my mom laughs again because oh well, that’s tall! Over 100 centimeters! Wow! and I’m like NOOOO he’s really tall actually! And then I say that he’s not as tall as Grant tho, that Grant’s a fucking flagpole or whatever.
And then I show her the picture again and point at Kim and I’m like “AND THAT’S KIM THAT’S CURT’S WIFE” and grin and she’s like okay and I’m like ok bye and now I’m in my room again.
So that happened.
idk I just really like talking to my parents about all these perfect people even if they don’t really get what I’m saying haha.
